Noblesse Oblige
we are the 0.1%
Daughter of the Duke of Earl and mistress of Upton Abbey, Lady Mary was educated at the prestigious Oxford Finishing School for Incomplete Women, where she majored in Piano Performance and Pointed Looks. She is well known for her charitable work, including her commitment to Help the Homely, an organization that provides the less fortunate with access to makeup tutorials and, in extreme cases, paper bags.
The Marquis van Shyzer is 9th in line to the throne of the independent alpine Kingdom of Nostrovia, which is known around the world for its folksy dances, cough drops, and loosey-goosey international banking laws. The micronation’s chief imports are precious metals and chocolate, and its chief exports are souvenir keychains and chocolate with an 80% markup.
